Dear whoever it was who made this shit and the various fangirls commenting on who they'd have to kill a bitch if she touched their precious Hidan / Deidara / Itachi / Steve,

I don't know if you realise this, but erm...Akatsuki aren't real. Sakura can't be stealing any of them from you because they don't exist, and neither does she. Not to mention ( Read more... )

So recently, there was a thread on a certain Naruto forum, entitled: 'Chouji's dad is a douchebag!', where someone posted this picture from Chapter 1, saying that he wanted to kill Naruto. Cue comments:
- "lol.. nice find.. should've died against pain ( Read more... )

Okay...So you found issue with the latest chapter, with Kushina being rescued from Cloud Chuunin/Jonin by a fellow academy student. Now, if it were any other academy student, then yes, I would also find some issue with it as well.

However, when talking about Namikaze (freakin') Minato, we ain't be talkin' about no "average" academy student. We be ( Read more... )

You know what I'm tired of?
Naruto leaving the village for stupid reasons. Or, at least, really
unoriginal ones. If you're gonna make him leave, why not
have it be because of something slightly original, like, say, this:

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rossmonsterbite did one for writing the Akatsuki, so I've decided to do one for the good characters. I'm still working on the Konoha kids, so for now, here's how to write the teachers, Sand Siblings and parents badly.

( Gentlemen! BEHOLD! )

Okay...I really didn't mean to post this soon again. I decided just to read Minakushi fic for a while. I thought I'd be safe. I saw a summary when browsing through Minato fics. Apparently, I was wrong.

I think my brain 'sploded.

( Cut for Fourth, Kushina, and Seal talk )

Dear Narutardlings,
Could you please stop it with all the Chouji bashing?
( Thar be spoilarz 'neath the cut )